Amsterdam IV - Its down to the naughty bits.

Yes you know you've been waiting for it.

You're probably going to create a checklist out of this before you go to Amsterdam. Hee hee!

Logo of Amsterdam

Starting off with the mildest bit first,everyone should definitely drop by the Sex Musuem.

It will be exactly as you expect it to be. Lots of nudity, lots of SM, lots of sex noises, and yes it is overrated, and can start to get a little dull near the end but for only a 3 euro entrance fee , seriously, whose's complaining?

The sex musuem is not hard to find at all, its located nearby the central train station in Amsterdam.




Stupid photobucket might block some of the photos again. Sigh. I mean like, what's a bit of nudity? sheesh!

Girl with the largest breast in the world. Albeit looking slightly fake though.

Speaking of breast there was a really funny conversation I just had. Sha was saying that the perfect female breast could fit into a wine glass.


I was like 'HUH??? Wtf!! Isn't that a fuckin deformed breast??! I'd rather not have the perfect breast then!'

Apparently I uttered those words coz at the time I thought this was a wine glass:

TULAN!!


Ok ok, so back to more horny Amsterdam photos.

The girls were mean! Purposely made me sit on where I was sitting because there was a stick pushing underneath the chair but you can't see it from above.

Going Bollywood on a penis.

Zhen's camera makes Marilyn look almost real @_@

A painting there that I strangely loved to bits. Which they had made prints!

At night, its probably best to head over to the RedLight District.

Photos are gonna be scarce coz the european prostitues like to accidentally show their middle finger at us everytime I 'accidentally' took a photo.

But seriously, when you're there do try watching the 'Live Sex Shows'. They cost a bomb at 25euros but hey! its not everyday you see european strip shows (which are really elaborate and sometimes gob-smacking. the stories are true!). The live sex show itself was a major flop though. I meant that in BOTH ways.

The only pic I took of the Amsterdam pros. The guy in the pic started yelling at me after that and I ran away!



Next, I'm going to talk about W-E-E-D. Its nice to chew on plants sometimes. The pics are some of the places we've tried.

Yup its that cake your mama has been telling you not to eat. What should you do?

It was a Bob Marley haven in there.

Sha has hoorrns! ROAR!

The irony of the warning: but smoking joints is allowed?

This coffee shop tried to give us the feeling of being in eutopia.

Honestly, get the choc brownies. They taste waaay better!

Rites I'm off now. BEHAVE PEOPLE!

Different ways of going 'almost nude'

TRASHY

Pink's stage costume. The sparkles look like sparkly pubic hair.

CLASSY

Amanda Holden for Britain's Got Talent posing for ebay charity auction

My smexy red hair

Yea, and I'm damn proud of it :D

Just a post taking a little break from Amsterdam.

Neeways had sushi at Zanmai for Megat's bday! Sorry JoJo I forgot to bring a camera when we went out together!

This is my 3rd time in sushi restaurant over the span of two weeks.


I must really really like sushi.

Zanmai is damn good loh. Its prices are roughly around that of Sakae & Sushi King (which is the worst ever sushi stall for me) but waaaaaaaay better.

The service is also excellent when it comes to refilling my green tea. So efficient. Maybe sometimes a bit too efficient. My cup of green tea has never gone below half full before the green tea waitress's radar lights up and runs over with the refill jar.

They have the bestest ever cawan mushi with prawns & mushrooms inside (thx JoJo!)














Our table is damn "muhibah" . Just missing an indian and "danlainlain". LOL!!

Actually its quite obvious in the picture that something is wrong with my eyelash. I was rushing so sorry!

I llooooooooooove my River Island Top ♥

Amsterdam III - A day for windmills

My gawd have I been procrastinating!!!

Its already been nearly 3 months since I last went on the eurotrip and yet I'm still posting stuff from then.

The delay has been crazy coz I've been busy unpacking stuff and redecorating my new room! ♥ ♥ ♥
Plus I have been internet deprived for nearly 3 weeks, with the odd -one hour- a- week here and there.

Will upload pics of them soon once I am free, which to be honest, is almost every day. HAHA.



I have no life ..... T_T


Ok, enough about the cloud of dullness enshrouding me.

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We headed off to see gorgeous windmills while in Amsterdam, the icon of Holland! (Yes, they have healthy activities there too)

Zhen daringly sits in "someone-else's-boat"

Another shot of their gorgeous canals.

I look like the famous painting of "THE SCREAM"

It was pretty easy to get there, all we had to do was take the tram to the other end of Amsterdam. Public transport tickets there though are super super confusing. So a lot of times if we could, we screwed the ticket since no one checks anyways & just randomly hop on a tram.

Walking towards the windmill :D






Zhen & I found an old-fashioned well that still worked! the water stinked like sewage though & I doubt anyone actually uses it







This is my favourite windmill shot ever

The mini-map of how the windmill & the area around it used to look like

Turbine





People can now get married in windmills! I can wed u peeps if u want.





The steering which controls the the 'windmill fan'

Gawd, its amazing how much useless information you can learn about a windmill.

Steps going up to the uppermost floor of the windmill






More wooden clogs!






Its high time I started using a vacuum cleaner to fly instead of the broom.

The nice old, albeit slightly annoying, tourguide actually stopped the windmill from spinning to let us take photos with the 'fan' :D !!

You can't see it but Tracy's dress actually has windmills on it!

Aksyen. Cibai. I think I'm mixing with Sha (guy in green shirt) too much. I've become very foul-mouthed *innocent eyes*

And we topped off the experience by walloping the most delicious soft ice-cream eva right outside the windmill ~~

Me obviously enjoying my ice cream.

BUT

This is not yet the end of this post. There are still MORE windmills. If you are sick of windmills already you may just wanna end here. lol.


I tell you ar, travelling with Zhen is one of the bestest things ever. He researches to the max about what's there to do and how to get there. We're always busy going places everytime he's around!

He insisted on wanting to see a cluster of windmills in one spot. So this time we took the cross-country train slightly out of Amsterdam to a nearby town. And its daaaaaamn worth it I tell ya.


Coz we were greeted by this see!:

The uncle who conned us. ciz. But it was only 1 euro so oh well!

Then we entered the cheese factory.......

Omg, I have never tried so many types of cheeses b4!!! its..its... pure sugoiness (fantastic).

Peso cheese (Peso is a mix of crushed herbs)

Chilli cheeeeeessee



bbq cheese which is my personal favourite~~~ fuckin yum!




I told Suwen she looked like a leopard trying to catch a sheep!

This pic was my wallpaper for quite a while

Just showing off my 1pound hairband *nose in air*

Ok, that's enough of windmills for the past two days =_______=

Keep your fingers crossed on the darlie all white contest! Hopefully I win something! the prize is rm5000 for any handbag!

either that or an i-phone which i can sell. Hohohohohoho!