Project Alpha Prize

Today I went to collect my Project Alpha Prize at Nuffnang's HQ.

This is what I got:

Thanks Adidas. I've always wanted to smell like a man.

From now on, I shall be more manly than all my guy friends combined. I will bathe in Manly scented shower foam, after my shower I will spray my manly spicy deodorant , and as a finishing touch, I will use my Manly Adidas cologne.

With Adidas, I can be the man that I've always wanted to be.

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No seriously, I have no idea what to do with the prize. LOL!