I've had it coloured numerous times, curled, cut, etc, you name it I've done it all already!! Coz you know why???
I LOVE HAIR.
They say ''clothes make a person'', but so does hair!! Its even recommended to change your hairstyle every 2-3 years to keep your face looking fresh & young. It prevents boring looking photos as well, I mean like imagine if you had the same boring black shoulder length hair from 2000 - 2009, I mean like fuck, you wouldn't be able to tell what year you took that photo in if you didn't watermark a date!!!
Back to my point, this post is made in conjunction with Disney's latest Princess movie,
Its an animated movie of Rapunzel, a woman with 70 feet of long lusterous blonde hair locked up in a magical tower, waiting for a prince to rescue her...... NOT. In fact, its actually a hair-raising adventure of her escape from the tower with a thief who accidentally breaks in, not knowing what's in store for him.
The movie sounds so fun already!!!
I'm just gonna post the few pictures of drastic changes I've done to my hair. The first would be to cut off my long, tangled (geddit geddit???ok fine I'm annoying) , dry hair.
Hell, I even went a notch blonder with DIY hair dye, a post that you can read here.
(bad face picture of me, but great hair colour)
What would I do if I had 70 feet of long magical blonde hair ????
First thing I'd do is chop it off, and make it into numerous wigs. Can you imagine, every week I can go out with a new different hair??
Long Blonde Hair?
Or a short blonde bob?
Long hair but not blonde?
The list can go on forever!!
And who else has long blonde, outlandish hair that I can copy? Why , Lady GaGa!!
Oh good lord I forgot my hair was magical as well. If that's the case, imagine, doing household chores will be done 5000 times faster since they could all be done at once.
Its like Mickey in Fantasia where he enchanted all the brooms to do work for him!!
It'd be a great idea for Halloween as well. I can easily go as Sadako (if i dye it black) and use it too spook out innocent candy-loving children by quietly using my hair to trip them over. They will never know what hit them!! Mwaaaahahahahahahhahaahahahahaha.
Unfortunately, all that's fictional S-I-G-H.
I think I'd make a terrible Rapunzel if I ever was one.
Watch the trailer: