Cascada's Birthday!

You know I don't understand how the hell some of them famous bloggers can patiently edit and photoshop all their pictures. It took me a bloody hour just to edit a handful (i.e 21 to be exact) and already I'm irritable as hell!!!

I put in random png. pics (which I'm raving about right now) so even if they don't match the pics....whatever la. Their too cute to just continue as an ordinary icon on my desktop.

Recently, we just celebrated Cascada's (not her real name) birthday with a bbq at Sdr.Sharizal's pad. :D

At Sha's house. I think the maid made these! Super kau talented!!

His Kitty! ♥

Sha bbq-ing a cat. HAR HAR

I tried to make a chio-moon beef patty.

It crumbled to mince beef after Sha put it on the grill. Maybe that is why no one makes chio moon shaped beef patties. What a waste!

See I caught Debbie doing her secret hobby: stabbing sausages

Sha makes the best grills ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KUDOS!!

BURN baby BURN!

Then bring on the meals!! :

Made from Sha's very own secret recipe. Fuckin awesome I tell you, hideous though they maybe!

This is hands down, my absolute favourite

Grill-expert Sha made all these himself. He has all the right to be smug.

Debbie finally doing something less disturbing.

Kitty has yellow eyes!

Crap the png. image is damn suitable for this pic. Big wet eyes!

Suwen makes the most FAB mashed potatoes. The ingredients are:

Cheese

Potato (obviously)

Milk

Eggs

Mayo

JoJo & Huge out of proportions cat.

The birthday girl with a girl on her plate!!!

Portrait. Fake cat not included.

Actually..... She is not 18. HA!

Then we went to have fuckin awesome shisha. It cost rm40 for the shisha bong but its soo unique! The fruitiest shisha ever it was worth every ringgit. Its not too bad once you split it amongst your friends plus its free re-fill the whole night long :D

See they literally used a whole watermelon!!

Smiley face Pineapple :D

Nang :D

The Kontiki

The hot afternoon sun beats down cruelly on their skins.

Their lips are cracked from the lack of fresh water on board. Water had to be severely rationed, each member being only allowed one tin cup of water a day.

It has been days since they last saw a single drop of rain. Even if the lack of water didn't kill them, the encircling sharks that had been following their raft for a while just might.

The sea is vast and endless in the horizon, it has been 90 days since they last saw dry land. Crew morale is dropping low, everyone is starting to question themselves on why did they embark on such a ridiculous journey in the name of science?

And such is the story of the great adventure, The Kontiki.

When I first read it, I thought it was mere fiction, like seriously, just a very exciting adventure of a brilliant historian and writer wanting to prove to himself and the world that the people of South America could have settled in Polynesia in pre-Columbian times.

At the time no one thought it was possible because the most scientific thing they had at the time to a boat, was a bloody raft to cross the Pacific Ocean.

And Mr. Heryerdahl wanted to prove just that!

Just recently I found out that the book was based on true facts (wtf!!) to make things even more amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He used the technology & materials from that time , recruited a few crew members who shared his flame for adventure, and with the help of the Navy set sail to cross the Pacific Ocean!! I learnt so many things from this book, like how flying fish can be eaten and that they are relatively easy to catch, and about dolphins, etc etc. I can't remember much anymore coz the last time I read this book was 2 years ago aheem *shy*

Do read the book!!

Thinking of the Kontiki and adventures at sea kinda inspired me to do a bit of artwork. Mind you I'm not that great, I do it only as a past time.

LOL!! Rabbit at sea at midnight.

Its not a great title but heck! one sentence says it all!

Colours are really pathetic coz I only have 12Luna pencil colours with me. Coz believe it or not the fuckin 42 colours cost rm50. I mean like WTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nang :D

I am glad the 80's fashion is dead.

I recently just watched the movie "The Mannequin", a movie from 1987!!

Basically the story is about a girl from the past who woke up as a mannequin. But the catch is that she can only turn human when she's around this one man.

Its a cute story, but I guess its not something worth re-watching.

Neeways back the point, the fashion there was horrendous. I can't stop gaping at how loud & fugly style use to be!!! I hope the 80's will never ever come back!!

Scene where the ex-gf was suppose to go out on a date with him.

IN A KNEE LENGTH GOLD JACKET. FUGLY MAX OKAAAAYY!!!

See her hair bun is like your headmistress style and her garb looks only slightly better than a nun's habit.

This is the only outfit in the movie that didn't make my eyes bleed too much.

This one looks like she used masking tape to hold up her skirt.

There is a reason why the purple/white thing on top of her head is a wig. Coz its meant to be burnt. You know you can wear it on your head anywhere and when you feel like you need to start a fire, viola!! Its better than dry wood!

OMG the flower jumpsuit looks like grandma curtains made into astronaut suit.

Sorry my eyes are covered with blood so I can't comment on her outfit

I just found her hairstyle here super ROFL funny!!!

Now doesn't that make you glad you didnt' have to dress like that?

Nerdy Specs

Just lots of camwhore pics of me in black uncle specs!

Got influenced by Lauren. She bought 'em at this Japanese thrift store in 1Utama called "Daiso" that has loads of cool stuff for only rm5!!

She got those grandpa reading specs that magnifies everything. All she did was pop out the lenses and voila!! Great kooky specs!

Lauren & I

Sorry for the grainy pics I ripped them off JoJo's FB!
Spent the day at KLCC just bumming around .....

Me being a super nerd in specs

Tried Bisou cupcakes that day.

The cupcake craze still hasn't died down yet. I swear more of them are popping up! I decided to finally give these fancy cupcakes a try since these were reasonably priced at rm5 each neeways :D

Old School photo

So cute!

I really wish I do have a talent in baking & decorating cakes. I've never been able to bake any pastry that does not end up looking and tasting like charcoal. Its a different kind of talent I guess.

I got myself "Extra chocolaty cupcake"

Its pretty good! ♥


Speaking of cupcakes, Suwen found this website that has totally beautiful cupcakes! Go over and admire them, here.

Gonna slut myself to the media like Sha. Nang it !!

How I would survive a Zombie Attack

*This post is inspired from Memoirs of a Teh Tarik Blogger. (click on it you bastards to raise his hits!!) *

Be warned. This is a super geek post.

Its no secret that I really really love killing zombies.

My bible for surviving a zombie attack comes from many many hours I've invested into the Left4Dead series, a zombie spree killing game. It always successfully makes me feel like RamBo. Mwaahahahhahaahah!! DIE ZOMBIE SCUM!!! BANG BANG BANG!!!

Ooops. okay back to the topic of my post.

Guide on How I Will Survive a Zombie Attack

First: always sacrifice your team mates.

Oops again!! I mean, always work together with you team mates *ahem*.

Get a group of people and make sure all of you are physically fit. Like they say in Zombieland, always stay in shape to survive!!

Secondly: pick your weapons.

This part is gonna bore to death those of you who don't really like guns.

My weapon of choice would definitely be either:

a) Sub-machine Gun

Medium range weapon, 16shots/second.

YUM.

b) Assault Rifle (a.k.a. M-16)

Medium range weapon, 11 shots/second.

but 5 times more effective than the submachine gun!

Then again I like these two guns coz I don't like my zombies getting too close to me. I prefer shooting them from very far away!!

Third: Set things on fire or bomb them up whenever you can.

I always have the lowest kills on Left4dead.

But then again I'm always listed using the most bombs out of the whole group.

Ok so maybe sometimes Sha,Suwen, Suyoong, and JoJo can testify my aim with bombs doesn't always have the highest accuracy level but hey!! It beats shooting down those suckers one by one!!

Molotov Cocktail (Burst into flames as soon as you throw it)

Pipe Bomb (Emitts a beeping noise that attracts the undead, then explodes in their faces!!)

Fourthly: always have one melee weapon with you at all times. Bullets don't last forever.

My favourite is the Katana ♥♥♥♥



How I love thee!! You slay thy enemies spraying blood all over my computer screen.

What's not to love ♥

Fifthly: Don't underestimate your zombies..

Sure. They walk slow. Their dumb-witted. Half the time you see them emo-ing in a corner banging their heads against the wall.

But whoah. When they see you they'll sprint at you like tigers who haven't seen a juicy steak in a hundred years. And then you hit panic gear and randomly waste precious bullets.

So chill. Ambush them, and always be wary of your surroundings. That's what teamwork is for dude!! Stay together to survive!!

Now we come to the possible FAQ section. I say "possible" because I can't be bothered to wait for my tiny amount of readers to reply to my post and ask me questions.

I will try my best to answer as much as I can. Doozo yoroshiku.

Question #1: What if my best friend got bitten???

- Then you no longer have a best friend. Say all you need to say, tie your bestie to a chair/lampost/any other immovable object/ then when he or she starts to turn green and grow fangs now would be a good time to shoot.

Question #2: Shouldn't I look for an antidote????

- How many zombie movies have you watched that actually gives you the antidote!!!???

Question #3: What if I dont' have guns/knives/bombs?

- Be resourceful. Hell yeah, L4d had taught us that even the mighty frying pan can be a useful weapon!!! Just have to whack 'em harder a coupla of times.

Question #4: What if my zombie was japanese?

- LUCKY YOU!!! They will waste a lot of time bowing before they actually bite you! GRab this opportunity!

Question #5: Where should I hide?

- Hiding is for losers. Unless its at night at you need to catch some shut eye. I guess the best place would be to stay on a floating contraption in the middle of a lake or where the water's deep. Thank God zombies can't swim!!

-And I guess its a good time to brush up on those carpentry skills you never knew you had in you and built a tree house. Or sleep in a tree.

Question #6: Will I ever find the love of my life now that everyone is a zombie?

- Unless you want to mate with a zombie why the hell are you thinking about this question when there is a massive outbreak??

-You know what can cheer you up? Go find your ex -husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend or enemy whom you've strongly hated. There's a 90% chance they are already zombified coz they haven't read this post. So shoot all you want!

Question #7: What happens after the zombie apocalypse is over?

-Dare I say it? The world is your oyster :D Look for survivors and start a new Republic!!

Ok end of FAQ questions.

This marks the end of my ZombieAttack Manual as well which I know, is a redundant piece of work. To conclude it off here are some awesome zombie pics. Enjoy!