How I would survive a Zombie Attack

*This post is inspired from Memoirs of a Teh Tarik Blogger. (click on it you bastards to raise his hits!!) *

Be warned. This is a super geek post.

Its no secret that I really really love killing zombies.

My bible for surviving a zombie attack comes from many many hours I've invested into the Left4Dead series, a zombie spree killing game. It always successfully makes me feel like RamBo. Mwaahahahhahaahah!! DIE ZOMBIE SCUM!!! BANG BANG BANG!!!

Ooops. okay back to the topic of my post.

Guide on How I Will Survive a Zombie Attack

First: always sacrifice your team mates.

Oops again!! I mean, always work together with you team mates *ahem*.

Get a group of people and make sure all of you are physically fit. Like they say in Zombieland, always stay in shape to survive!!

Secondly: pick your weapons.

This part is gonna bore to death those of you who don't really like guns.

My weapon of choice would definitely be either:

a) Sub-machine Gun

Medium range weapon, 16shots/second.

YUM.

b) Assault Rifle (a.k.a. M-16)

Medium range weapon, 11 shots/second.

but 5 times more effective than the submachine gun!

Then again I like these two guns coz I don't like my zombies getting too close to me. I prefer shooting them from very far away!!

Third: Set things on fire or bomb them up whenever you can.

I always have the lowest kills on Left4dead.

But then again I'm always listed using the most bombs out of the whole group.

Ok so maybe sometimes Sha,Suwen, Suyoong, and JoJo can testify my aim with bombs doesn't always have the highest accuracy level but hey!! It beats shooting down those suckers one by one!!

Molotov Cocktail (Burst into flames as soon as you throw it)

Pipe Bomb (Emitts a beeping noise that attracts the undead, then explodes in their faces!!)

Fourthly: always have one melee weapon with you at all times. Bullets don't last forever.

My favourite is the Katana ♥♥♥♥



How I love thee!! You slay thy enemies spraying blood all over my computer screen.

What's not to love ♥

Fifthly: Don't underestimate your zombies..

Sure. They walk slow. Their dumb-witted. Half the time you see them emo-ing in a corner banging their heads against the wall.

But whoah. When they see you they'll sprint at you like tigers who haven't seen a juicy steak in a hundred years. And then you hit panic gear and randomly waste precious bullets.

So chill. Ambush them, and always be wary of your surroundings. That's what teamwork is for dude!! Stay together to survive!!

Now we come to the possible FAQ section. I say "possible" because I can't be bothered to wait for my tiny amount of readers to reply to my post and ask me questions.

I will try my best to answer as much as I can. Doozo yoroshiku.

Question #1: What if my best friend got bitten???

- Then you no longer have a best friend. Say all you need to say, tie your bestie to a chair/lampost/any other immovable object/ then when he or she starts to turn green and grow fangs now would be a good time to shoot.

Question #2: Shouldn't I look for an antidote????

- How many zombie movies have you watched that actually gives you the antidote!!!???

Question #3: What if I dont' have guns/knives/bombs?

- Be resourceful. Hell yeah, L4d had taught us that even the mighty frying pan can be a useful weapon!!! Just have to whack 'em harder a coupla of times.

Question #4: What if my zombie was japanese?

- LUCKY YOU!!! They will waste a lot of time bowing before they actually bite you! GRab this opportunity!

Question #5: Where should I hide?

- Hiding is for losers. Unless its at night at you need to catch some shut eye. I guess the best place would be to stay on a floating contraption in the middle of a lake or where the water's deep. Thank God zombies can't swim!!

-And I guess its a good time to brush up on those carpentry skills you never knew you had in you and built a tree house. Or sleep in a tree.

Question #6: Will I ever find the love of my life now that everyone is a zombie?

- Unless you want to mate with a zombie why the hell are you thinking about this question when there is a massive outbreak??

-You know what can cheer you up? Go find your ex -husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend or enemy whom you've strongly hated. There's a 90% chance they are already zombified coz they haven't read this post. So shoot all you want!

Question #7: What happens after the zombie apocalypse is over?

-Dare I say it? The world is your oyster :D Look for survivors and start a new Republic!!

Ok end of FAQ questions.

This marks the end of my ZombieAttack Manual as well which I know, is a redundant piece of work. To conclude it off here are some awesome zombie pics. Enjoy!

My 10 most (superficial) favourite things

10 material things I absolutely will love forever in my life. Was inspired by a post from Cabbage!

1. DKNY apple perfume

I think its a scent I'd never get bored off!

2. Cute Hair Bow

I've recently started to love buying hair bows & stuff for my hair

3. Vintage Earrings

Evergreen much? :D

4.My River Island Purse

Which you'll never find in Malaysia!! MWAAHAHAHAHHAHA!! I've had this baby for 8 months and my love for it ain't getting any less!

5.Body Shop Make-Up

6.Lipstick

I plan to buy a whole range of colours. Going into a lipstick craze right now :D So far I love this one from Maybeline.

7. Red nail polish

Yes its tacky, its unoriginal, but its safe and matches everything!! What's not to love?

8. My Swarovski Love Pendant

So what if my ex gave it to me? :D I am very well capable of detaching emotion from material items. Its still a bloody useful skill and this is a bloody beautiful necklace that I absolutely treasure to the MAX!

9.Fake lashes

Now the collection is still kinda pathetic coz I keep buying and spoiling them so only left this much *sob sob*. But thanks to them my pathetic cina eyes now look 5000 huger.

10. VINTAGE POSTER!!

found this poster in MPH & bought it immediately.

Remember this gum??????????????????????????? !!!!

I use to buy it all the time for 10cents!! My very 1st bubble gum which I learnt to blow 'em huge rubbery bubbles!!!

Aaaargghh!! I loved this stuff!!!!! Dad use say they were poisonous just to deter me from eating them.

OMG. Remember these sweets? The chocolate tasted so weird but I use to keep buying them coz their cheap and there's something about that no.8 shape that's irresistable....

wah sai, I remembered these cost 10cents too. Then you had to blow really really hard to get anything out of it (wtf that sounded wrong)

The ahma body powder. Bcoz your grandma is bound to have used it and makes you use them as well back when you were a kid!!!!

And here ends the walk down memory lane.

What are your favourite things? :D

My Date Night

Speaking as a single girl, its kinda hard to bring up memories of a 'date night'.

I've never ever had particularly horrible ones where I've been stood up, waiting at the door for my prom date for 3 hours. The most guys ever did to me was blew me off on a date ALWAYS with an sms a few hours before the date itself.

To which then I will continue to curse him then pamper myself with a movie night in, a facial, and ice cream.

And its not to say I've never had lovely romantic ones. Its just to say their with an ex. And... I don't particularly want to remember or see any pictures of any romantic times with him either!!!!

The question begs then, what can I write for this post?

I will write on the best dates I've ever crashed in and being a lightbulb on other people's dates.

In particular, my best friend and her toy boy, Sha & Suwen

Its no secret that wherever they are, there's a 90% chance I'm bound to be there.

Strangers will ask: "Why don't you feel weird? Being the only person sandwiched in between a lovey dovey couple?"

To you total stranger I will answer: "Nay, I carry my lightbulb duty with pride and I'll continue to shine brighter still."

Just equivalate me to Ted Moseby in Lily's & Marshall's relationship in the show How I met your mother

See I'm even thick-skinned enough to sit in between them.

I was in between during their dating days even BEFORE they got together!

I dragged in a few other light bulbs too during their day date at the beach,ahem.

In this pic I'm sluttily applying lotion on Cabbage in front of the loving couple.

Hell, was even there for their Christmas dinner. They never even had one alone with just the two of them :D

Guiltily,I admit maybe I've been there one two many times to their dates.

Therefore it would be awesome if I could win 2 tickets to the movie "Date Night".

I'll bring his lovely girl Suwen out, and Sha can pay for his own ticket. HA!

I love you guys!!!

As a woman....

Always be as strong as you can be. Stand like a mountain against the fiercest storms. Or at least like steel against the strong winds on the streets when you're wearing six-inch heels.

Always keep friends you love close. Always remember them. Always be there for them.

For as independent as you are, no one wants to be alone all the time and end up living with 900 cats.

As when it comes to love & men, like beer & cheap wine, be careful so you don't take more than you can drink.

Sometimes its okay to fall. Then you let it out and cry.

Heck, even eat all the ice cream in the fridge if you want to. But remember to diet tomorrow.

And as a woman, what you must do love, is eventually pick up those broken pieces.

Get yourself back together.

Now look in the mirror. I'm sure you look pretty terrible. Straighten your hair, wear your best dress.

Slowly turn the knob of the door to the blinding sun outside.

It takes courage, strength, love, and compassion to step out and face the world.

For that's what real women are.

(ok end of my crappy poem. i emo )

China & Snowy Mountain (III)

Sienz already blogging about bloody China!!!


Last post then I'm done about President Mao's land.

Probably the highlight of my trip was visiting Snowy Mountain. I have a love hate relationship with snow. I will be like YAY! SNOW! on day 1, and on the second day if it snows again I get really peeved and wonder when is it gonna stop snowing.


The tribes from all around China did a really impressive performance. (apparently the director is the same dude who directed the Beijing Olympics 2009)

Because we were so high about sea-level my mom had a bit of trouble breathing >_<

I was effin addicted to this biscuit. I ate this as much as I ate rice!!

My brother the terrorist. LOLOLOLOLOLOL. wtf if I saw him on the tube I would think he had bombs strapped underneath his jacket.

Before we went up the mountain the tour brought us to this seriously gorgeous lake at the foot of the mountain:

They have seaweed in there called "spiralli seaweed" which apparently only grows in a few parts of the world!

Oh another advice, never go to China during CNY. Because its a public holiday for all of China. Then guess how many people are on holiday in China.

Bingo.

We ended up queuing for 3 hours just to sit on a bloody cable car to snow mountain. GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snow snow snow!!!!!!

Totally snowed in. Quite scary isn't it? It was especially heavy snowfall that day.

To be honest I only stayed outside in the snow for a total of 5 grand minutes. Then I couldn't take it anymore and ran back into the shelter.

I'm bloody shit when it comes to cold weather. and it was only -15degrees!!








One thing I really like about this place is that are the only culture that still uses hieroglyphics (FUCK!! I actually spelt it right on the first try! Am I awesome or what?).

Dongba is the name of the village. But it also means village Shaman.

Eg. This one means 'to give or offering'

This one means snow is falling.

This one means 'with child'

The coolest thing is that they are all still being used today :D

Their really cool totem. The many many faces on the totem is suppose to symbolize the spirits of the dead and of nature.

Something equivalent to the meaning 'The gods are amongst us"

In dongba language that means: Yak Meat! (which is awesome btw)

And this concludes my post on China!